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Rich Boy

Interminably Consternation

I own a house
Paid off the car loan
Hold equity in the local servo
Got my shares
With a blue chip telco
Intelligent and educated
I wear silk gloves
Whilst masturbating
But my life is so boring
Think I'll go out
See how it's done
Having a blast
Must be some trick to it
So tell the world
That I'll never get it

© 2005, Mosquitobyte

Celticlion on May 19 2008 edit · delete
Question: If you wear silk gloves whilst masturbating, do you dryclean them? Throw them out each time and buy new ones? I've just never heard of this practice. Though I bet it beats(hehe) the hell out of latex.You're funny. Yeah, it's pretty boring, isn't it? Except for writing and some traveling. Maybe you need to travel ...C
Laurie on May 20 2008 edit · delete
THis just made me laugh...perhaps it is the silk gloves...
Mosquitobyte on May 20 2008 edit · delete

I created that line quite by accident! I thought, what would some rich wanker (pun intended) use instead of the normal, "blue collar" additives for male masturbation!!! :P

 

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