Blow
To be sung to the tune of, "Row, Row, Row Your Boat."
Blow, blow, blow your nose
Pick those boogers green
Slippery, slithery, snivelily, snottily
Eat your nostrils clean
2- Colleen 
on June 20 2008 - Edit · Delete
who wouldn't like this!! how fun!!
3- Leanne 
on June 21 2008 - Edit · Delete
Another one to horrify my son's teachers. What greater calling could there be in life?
4- Norm on June 21 2008 - Edit · Delete
You are priceless!
Where were these when I was a kid?
5- Jen on June 23 2008 - Edit · Delete
I'm glad I'm not the only one who likes gross nonsense;)
6- Pags, IFPN on June 23 2008 - Edit · Delete
Spot on. My graddaughter would love this. (Not quite so sure about her mom though!)
7- Rws 
on June 25 2008 - Edit · Delete
No doubt someday you'll be an (in)famous author and sworn enemy of etiquette. 
8- Anstey on June 25 2008 - Edit · Delete
My stomach just turned a bit.
9- Norm on June 25 2008 - Edit · Delete
Aha, the classic "Stomach Turn," compliment of compliments for kids' poetry! Way to go, Jen.
10- Anstey on June 25 2008 - Edit · Delete
i meant it as a compliment.11- Norm on June 26 2008 - Edit · Delete
For heaven's sake, don't tell the kids that!
1- Tracey
on June 20 2008 - Edit · Delete
This is EWsome!!