If Your Toes Were Your Nose
Do you suppose
if your toes
were your nose
and your nose
were your toes,
you’d sneeze from your toes
and walk on your nose?
Do you suppose
you’d wear shoes on your nose
and blow snots from your toes,
if your nose
were your toes
and your toes
were your nose?
2- Anstey 
on Jul. 11 2008 - Edit · Delete
Dominatrix of Snot Doodles
3- Anstey on Jul. 11 2008 - Edit · Delete
if my eyes were my thighs
They'd be much more lean
looking up at my...
oh dear that's obscene.
4- Rws 
on Jul. 11 2008 - Edit · Delete
If your toes were your nose
then your socks would be slick
from running uphill
each time you were sick
5- Callooh on Jul. 12 2008 - Edit · Delete
my nose runs and my feet smell ... oh no I'm built upside down!
and I would like to propose
a ban on panty-hose
1- Norm
on Jul. 11 2008 - Edit · Delete
Ah, Jen, you are the master of this form...or should I say "Mistress?"