The Tricky Drinking Fountain
The drinking fountain in my class
played a trick on me
when I bowed my head to take a sip
before the spelling bee.
While I was sipping
the water was dripping.
The trick was silent and quick.
As I looked down I began to frown.
What a nasty trick indeed.
My pants were wet and worst yet,
It looked like I had peed!
2- Leanne
on Jul. 29 2008 - Edit · Delete
Though blushing red and filled with dread
I took my spelling station
The contest clerk, he gave a smirk
And said: "Spell urination"
1- Rws
on Jul. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
Peed? Indeed!
Perhaps none would have spied the deed
If you had simply said "oui-oui-ed"