Your Age By Eating Out
YOUR AGE BY EATING OUT
Don't tell me your age; you probably would tell a falsehood anyway-but
your waiter may know!
YOUR AGE BY DINNER & RESTAURANT MATH
This is pretty neat
DON'T CHEAT BY SCROLLING DOWN FIRST!
It takes less than a minute. Work this out as you read. (You may need a calculator)!
Be sure you don't read the bottom until you've worked it out!
This is not one of those waste of time things, it's fun.
1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to go out to eat.
(more than once but less than 10)
2. Multiply this number by 2 (just to be bold)
3. Add 5
4. Multiply it by 50
5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1758...
If you haven't, add 1757.
6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.
You should have a three digit number
The first digit of this was your original number.
( I. e., How many times
you want to go out to restaurants in a week.)
The next two numbers are. . . .
YOUR AGE !!! -- (Oh YES, it is!)
THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR (2008) IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS
Comments
2- Derma Kaput
on Aug. 27 2008 - Edit · Delete
I'm 48? Damn. It works.
3- Anstey
on Aug. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
No Derma. You're actually about 17. I've seen bits of your heart laying all over the place over the years.
4- Norm
on Aug. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
Why do I have to choose to eat out at least twice? I abhor the restaurant experience.
5- Anstey
on Aug. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
Norm:
Wow. We're opposites. Restaurants are my favorite thing...
FOOD.
YUM.
6- Rws
on Aug. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
Good thing my age is still single digits.
7- Anstey
on Aug. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
if you put up 3 single digits on one hand and 5 single digits on the other....
8- Rws
on Aug. 28 2008 - Edit · Delete
The you have two spare digits for a politician's IQ.
1- Colleen
on Aug. 27 2008 - Edit · Delete