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		<title>Birth Rite</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 06:03:24 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Head Turner</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 06:02:51 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Parting the Veil</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:46:28 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Sun Down!</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:33:25 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Thanks for the Memories</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:19:11 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Let Me Be the Bullet</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 05:00:42 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>UnaMused Self Portrait</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:45:50 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>The Poet Screams for Mercy</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:31:42 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>True Lust Leads to Love</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 18 Feb 2012 04:03:09 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Travels</title>
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		<description> Our travelling days - that trip to Heidelberg -

atop the Kohnigstuhl funicular,

snow-cold skies cutting like an iceberg;

while far below, along the river Neckar,

it's Spring. I frame the ahlte-bruke, snap 

your blushing pink and hint of black lace.

And then that drunk who spoils the Leinpfad:

&quot;I make you angry,&quot; he grunts with florid face. 
 Or KillyGordon - you ensconced in a field

beside the river, picnic-snug and reading,

while I'm upstream intent with rod and reel.

Until the farmer hails his evening greeting,

concerned about the bull, with looks askance -

&quot;Honest, Love. I wouldn't take the chance&quot;.  ... more  </description>
		<dc:creator>u668857</dc:creator>
		<category>The Personal Space of  U668857</category>
		<pubDate>Tue, 14 Feb 2012 01:14:51 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Chemistry</title>
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		<description> Lithium or Ritalin or something 'xazid,

or 'azole - intensifies a lover,

accentuates a smile; will out the spirit,

overwhelm the wary new-comer

and make a summer of wondrous inhibition.

Or was it love's own chemical snare -

dopamine, serotonin, vasopressin -

that dilated our star-struck stare?

Yet something more to this cocktail of want,

our raison d'etre of desire: the void extant.

My late night boozed-up returns

to aching emptiness, and your yawning

vista of stark Sundays in little rooms.

How ripe we were for hoping, clasping, falling.



  </description>
		<dc:creator>u668857</dc:creator>
		<category>The Personal Space of  U668857</category>
		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Feb 2012 01:16:00 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>lunacy</title>
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		<description>  
Oh yes, Yes, I knew
dear one, you were the moon
oh-faced and slivering away
night by night until .. gone
I pray you back - tomorrow
14 times until you sang
a song mouth full 
of silent lyric - a name
perhaps or none at all
but the stars. 
you leave again as I watch
  it is your nature  
to be new again 
 </description>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Beside the Point</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 23:21:46 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>A Norman Prays for his Lorrae</title>
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		<description>Plures Mens</description>
		<dc:creator>Mercieca, Andrew</dc:creator>
		<category>Mosquitobytes Volume 15: Penitus Visum - 2012</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 04 Feb 2012 07:49:16 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Untitled</title>
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		<description>an oldie...from 2006</description>
		<dc:creator>Kedss</dc:creator>
		<category>Poetry</category>
		<pubDate>Thu, 02 Feb 2012 13:33:46 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Valentine</title>
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		<description> I'd pluck a red red rose

for you to cynically deride;

buy perfumed scents to thrill your nose

before you snort and set aside.



I'd write you sonnets spilling tears

for stolen summers, vanished days,

to make you mock and block your ears,

denying foolish memories.



I'd kiss your lips to cure their curse

but strangers do not tender kisses:

innured to spite, for better for worse

we masquerade as Mr and Mrs. </description>
		<dc:creator>u668857</dc:creator>
		<category>The Personal Space of  U668857</category>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Jan 2012 01:13:21 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>un-named poem</title>
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		<description> 
 I do not tremble, the hawk circles 
 the mouse fulfills his destiny 
 life becomes the public confession 
 of blood on chin, and a screech 
   
 Shame becomes my latest epoch: 
 We are forbidden to tongue the reeds 
 blow the seeds, eat the frogs alive 
 so that their legs still twitch as they slide 
 down into our bellies. 
   
 I do not weep, the cloud slides away 
 the sun becomes a symbol of fate 
 life floats down the the murky river 
 like beaver bones on a current, hidden below 
   
 Generosity fades like cheer 
 on penalty of breath. We do not dare 
 enunciate our demons, pronounce them, 
 whisper them like prayers. We are lost, 
 that is the giggle, the chuckle, the laugh 
  ... more  </description>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Lost in Search of Bleaching Bones</category>
		<pubDate>Sat, 28 Jan 2012 07:17:15 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Thank God It's Friday</title>
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		<description> I dream the week in shades of sledge hammer
in hues of concrete cracked and shattered.
I dream each day in shards of glass stammering
out all of these things that never mattered.
Months become glorious battles and years
become endless wars with faceless enemies.
Moments become bullets without any gun but fear
and I wonder if I should wander through my destinies
mouth agape or eyes closed. These are the sacred rites
celebrated minute by minute in every broken heart
the religion of passions and needs and soft nights -
time celebrated for kind instruction served in part
by callous destruction. The breaking down of man
to bones, to dust to the smaller things we understand.  ... more  </description>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Beside the Point</category>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 16:26:52 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>his song for a summer day</title>
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		<description> a purple martin wings along the summer day
until it believes it is almost autumn
enough. the lady pretends she is a martin too

the wind picks up and the memory of purple hangs
around an creaking birch on the edge of a glade
the bird is gone. the lady pretends she is gone too

while she sits under the tree 
waiting for a purple martin or that man
or maybe just herself. </description>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Beside the Point</category>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:44:51 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>Crazy Love</title>
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		<description> She wears a live lemur on her head
like a knit hat, and sings about her toejam

She tells stories about a man who ate cheese
melted over the bodies of his enemies

She pretends she is a police officer
searching for a woman who stole an apple

She pretends she is a woman who stole an apple
searching for a police officer to catch her

She says, &quot;He left me ... he left me...
i loved him and he left me.&quot;

But she never cries
that would be crazy. </description>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Beside the Point</category>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:43:28 GMT</pubDate>
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		<title>inevitable questions of a name</title>
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		<description> SAmantha is a tattooey sort of name, 
though, I had a cat named Samantha 
without a single tattoo - only a scar
where she caught her leg in a 'coon trap.

If my name were Samantha, I'd have 7 tattoos - 
one for each continent, and a pet monkey
named Arturo. 

I'd have the artist use food coloring
instead of ink - because, really, 
I'm just a walking talking dinner
for a hungry lion, and I'd hate for him
to think my tattoos were in bad taste.

If my name were Samantha - though
it's not - I'd walk around with a mariachi band
playing the theme song to &quot;Bewitched.&quot;
I'd do this every day until people couldn't stop
humming that stupid tune. Until, they wondered
why, why does he do that? And they'd ask &quot;Why
for God's sake did his mother name him
Samantha?&quot;

She'd just say, &quot;Well, we thought he was a girl, 
and once you name them there's no turning back -
You know how tattoos are.&quot;  ... more  </description>
		<dc:creator>Stephan Anstey</dc:creator>
		<category>Beside the Point</category>
		<pubDate>Fri, 27 Jan 2012 04:32:12 GMT</pubDate>
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