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Poetry, short stories, funky auto-biographys in progress! 0000-0632-4-Fosforos-El-Mono-Postersmonkey.jpg 10100592A-Pin-Up-Girl-Posters-monkey.jpg AA88-Grease-Monkey-Garage-Posters.jpg AP609-Anisetta-Evangelisti-Liquore-Da-Dessert-Postersmonkey.jpg

Monkey Pages and Prompts

A Bunch of Monkeys Come see some monkeys and see if they don't inspire you...
» Originality- Does it Exist???
» The King Kong of Imagination
» Baby Monkeys

Short Stories

A Load of Empty Boxes Ida, a trucker with a heart of gold, goes the distance for "Scruem Moving Company".
» Stories for those short on time, attention or interest...
» Scarlett, Ashley and Rhett Butler's Ass
» The Naked Poem
» Tales from the Twisted Veranda
» Jesus and the Ham and Cheese

Novel

Fleadick-Chapters one and Two The truth about madness, suicide, and blueberry cobbler
» Chapter Eight- A Borrowed Revolver, dark spirits, a brain tumour and Disneyworld

More poetryyyyyyyyyyyy

Loom (31 pages)
» Blood in the Water
» Outside the Walls
» Time's Peddlar
» So, We Baked Satan A Pie..
» Losing the New Hole in His Chest
» Tunneling Above the Pulse of Vision (Revised)
» Girl in the Garden ( poem goes wth painting by same name)
» Rapunzel's Tower Takes Off
» The Lost Ones
» Three Triolets in Purple
» Veil of Wind and Other Garments
» The Wonderfully Dysfunctional Death of Psychoanalysis
» More»

Poetry (25 pages)
» Making a Mystery of Pollution
» Stumble
» The Treachery of Jack Grey
» Dying Between Time's Walls
» I Knew Her Long Enough To Know
» Swimming to Shore By Ear
» Chanteuse
» Not Mine
» Path of Ashes
» Messenger
» Found in Fields of Grass
» Instrumental Elements
» More»
The Pin-Up Files What led to the pin-up art of the 40's and 50's? A brief history, the old hollywood stars, the pin-ups and other humourous bits.
» A Plethora of Pin-ups from the 1930's-1950's
» The Actors and Actresses Who Made Us Swoon
» The Early Days- The infancy of pin-ups

Blatherings and other Bits

Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me Some of this is not in actuality, true...
» Crisis Among the Corncobs- Installment #One
» Don't Bother Reading This
» Kitsch, Smut and Silly Puffs
» How to Become Less Popular or Quick Tips for Making Yourself Despicable
» Conversation with Myself
» Please, No Dead Faeries!
» A Phone Conversation with God
» Particularly Despicable Thingamubobs
» Stuff I really like

Hey, Monkeys! What if you were limited to writing about one of the subjects listed below? Forever? -  Choose one of four unsavoury choices, about which you must write for an eternity, never deviating from your subject in any way, though all forms of writing are allowed. Please choose. »

Powerful, stupid, perhaps, evil people (interview included).
Powerless, stupid, kind people (interview included).
Free roaming psychopaths and the ghosts of their victims.
Rainbows, butterflies, unicorns and urine stained blankets.
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Do you deep down, in complete hoonesty, believe that your writing will make any lasting impact or, hey, any imapact whatsoever on current literature and it's coming history and why? -  Hi guys! Just thought rolling this question around in our collective mouths might be fun and then we can all spit it and reassure one another that we are indeed spectacular and destined for fame, even if it be posthumous. Cheers! Love, Catherine

Answer 1
Answer 2
Answer 3
View results

A Goddess Under the Bed
Flea
Cur
The Pornographer's Hyena -  S'not neccessarily about pornography...Poetry, afterall, is an obscene business. »

What is new?

Blood in the Water By Celticlion, anstey, published on Nov. 1
In Loom
Outside the Walls By Celticlion, edited on May 26
In Loom
Time's Peddlar By Celticlion, edited on May 26
In Loom
So, We Baked Satan A Pie.. By Celticlion, commented on May 26
In Loom
Losing the New Hole in His Chest By Celticlion, edited on May 24
In Loom
Tunneling Above the Pulse of Vision (Revised) -  Not sure if poem is cohesive. »
By Celticlion, edited on May 24
In Loom
Girl in the Garden ( poem goes wth painting by same name) -  Please do visit Maggie Huscroft's site to see her beautiful paintings. She's a marvelous poet and her work is very inspiring...C »
By Celticlion, published on May 19
In Loom
Rapunzel's Tower Takes Off -  A play on the fairy tale with two endings »
By Celticlion, edited on May 18
In Loom
The Lost Ones By Celticlion, published on May 18
In Loom
Three Triolets in Purple -  I'm trying a new form. »
By Celticlion, edited on May 17
In Loom
Veil of Wind and Other Garments By Celticlion, published on May 15
In Loom
The Wonderfully Dysfunctional Death of Psychoanalysis -  ...a goofy poem »
By Celticlion, ShannonV, commented on May 16
In Loom
Ten Torch Songs to the City By Celticlion, commented on May 12
In Loom
How to Become Less Popular or Quick Tips for Making Yourself Despicable By Celticlion, rws, commented on May 16
In Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
Blue Woods for an Old Man By Celticlion, published on May 10
In Loom
Conversation with Myself -  I ruthlessly exploit my own mind for poetry. »
By Celticlion, commented on May 16
In Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
Zombie Housewife By Celticlion, commented on May 10
In Loom
Rewarding the Artist or An Artist's Reward -  moooooo.... »
By Celticlion, commented on May 9
In Loom
The Beaver of Mankind -  In the end, he still needed his cell phone... »
By Celticlion, commented on May 10
In Loom
Devil Island -  I wish I could pray in the winter but God is vacationing. »
By Celticlion, commented on May 13
In Loom
Originality- Does it Exist??? -  If it's all been said and done before, than what are any of us doing »
By Celticlion, commented on May 8
In A Bunch of Monkeys
The King Kong of Imagination -  He's wildly primal and as big as a building. Maybe he lives in your head. I know he lives in mine. »
By Celticlion, published on May 4
In A Bunch of Monkeys
Baby Monkeys -  I really want to hold one of these until it's time to change the monkey diaper. I don't even want to know. »
By Celticlion, published on May 4
In A Bunch of Monkeys
Please, No Dead Faeries! -  Somewhere between a painkiller and soda pop, I manage to wedge a weird prayer. »
By Celticlion, commented on May 11
In Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
Scree -  I think I screwed up the ending of this completely... »
By Celticlion, edited on May 3
In Loom
Crawling Wound from Woods By Celticlion, published on May 2
In Loom
A Phone Conversation with God -  I can't believe He called me out of the blue-out partying with one of his buddies, of course. Jeez. Inspired by Colleen's "Conversation.." »
By Celticlion, commented on Apr. 30
In Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
Chapter Eight- A Borrowed Revolver, dark spirits, a brain tumour and Disneyworld -  A slice forward from my in progress novel- each chapter is written to almost stand on it's own as a story unto itself. Feedback appreciated! »
By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 30
In Fleadick-Chapters one and Two
Particularly Despicable Thingamubobs -  Stuff that would bite my big one, if I had one. »
By Celticlion, published on Apr. 27
In Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
One Room Where Two Was Blue -  For all the Monkeys. Inspired by Anstey's "Does Art Matter?" »
By Celticlion, sinnaminsun, commented on May 4
In Loom
Blame A Bitching By Celticlion, commented on Apr. 27
In Loom
Stuff I really like -  Ummmm, I'm post surgical and I'm on a pretty high level of Percocet and I'm bored. »
By Celticlion, commented on May 16
In Unbelievably Interesting Crap About Me
Black Dog on Hill By Celticlion, published on Apr. 26
In Loom
Scarlett, Ashley and Rhett Butler's Ass By Celticlion, commented on May 8
In A Load of Empty Boxes
The Naked Poem By Celticlion, commented on May 8
In A Load of Empty Boxes
Coterie -  Herr Doktor,blood, humour, vultures, agony, parlour game, corpse, music, psychotic, »
By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom
The Drowning Mermaid By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom
Ghetto Lullaby By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom
Tales from the Twisted Veranda -  3 southern belles, a suicidal drunk, a preacher and a three-legged dog...It's a romance you won't want to miss. »
By Celticlion, commented on May 9
In A Load of Empty Boxes
Jesus and the Ham and Cheese -  Billy's sacred experience gives him a devil of a time. »
By Celticlion, rws, edited on May 13
In A Load of Empty Boxes
Oubliette By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom
Singing South By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 26
In Loom
The Locusts -  Earth, mankind, resources, science, aliens, discoverers, ownership, entrepreneur, locusts, sorrow, sample, examination, beware. »
By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom
Borrowed By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom
Trashy Crepe Myrtle By Celticlion, icon set on Apr. 25
In Loom

 
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